NAUGHTIE SCRIBE

THE NAKED TRUTH

If they never found out, would you sleep with your friend's lover?

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"Looks like the cat kicked your butt again." He knew he'd face capital
punishment for the remark. If the death-rays powering up behind her near-colorless blue eyes were any indication, his end would be clean and swift. Emboldened by the inevitable, Marques
embraced his executioner and sought reprieve in the crook of her neck.

Mercy help me, Loewyn thought. Auburn hair styled by low hanging branches, jacket and khakis grass stained, and goodness only knew what ...

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'YOU WANNA FIGHT - BRING IT!"

This clip had me literally crying with laughter. Enjoy.

You Wanna Fight - Bring It

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NO MERCY GENERAL: Installment 8

I struggled to remain calm. My leopardess vibrated with excitement. I tried to push them apart. She wanted her backside pressed against their packages. I demanded they stop. She devised how further to provoke them. I cried out for help. My cat asked “what for? “ That’s when I prayed not to be killed, and hoped the message didn’t go straight to voicemail.

“No, damn it. We don’t have time for this idiocy”, I roared at myself as much as to anyone else. If what I suspected proved to ...<< MORE >>

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Tell Me What You Want

"Ring, damn you," he spat at the disobedient contraption. Three hours before his flight to the East Coast, and Nathan hadn't slept a wink. Frustration and desire competed for dominance over his common sense, as he paced his empty bedroom with the temperament of a hounded wolf. For the umpteenth time, he went over the scenario in his head. He had twenty minutes to get ready, a forty minute drive to her place, maybe fifteen minutes together, another forty minutes to the airport, and thirty minutes tops to check-in and catch his flight. "FUCK!" << MORE >>

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Fellatio: Why Men Really Get Off If You Swallow - Part I of VI

Okay, Dear Reader:

You knew this one was coming (lol), and yes it’s fine to read this article one-handed (wink).

Fellatio, blow job, giving head, washing the weenie, sucking sausage, special favor, slickin willie, the married man’s special, pecking peter, eating meat (borrowed this one from TheGuysPerspective.Com), and licking lollipop are the mature way of referring to oral sex for men (I’m being sarcastic if you haven’t noticed).

Why use such obvious metaphors? Simple, not all grown ups, are grown up. Sometimes adults will do some of the most scandalous acts, as long as they ...<< MORE >>

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NO MERCY GENERAL: Installment #7

One unbearable night I took my vibrator in hand, and fantasized I was sandwiched between two rivals competing for the right to mate. Both males were proud, had traveled far, and endured many hardships for a chance to assert their claim.

Testosterones spiked and biceps flexed, as would be conquerors ...<< MORE >>

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NO MERCY GENERAL: Installment #6

Minutes felt like weeks as we finally neared the end of the stairwell. A sense of urgency piggybacked the stringent odor of chlorine and our pace quickened. I reached the platform at the end of the thirty-sixth floor, half leaping, half running, as I descended the remaining two flights. Ryland vaulted the railing on the same floor, his slim build clearing the narrow space between flights, before he nailed a perfect landing on the concrete below.

Without question, he possessed impressive speed, but I was no tortoise to his hare. I managed to ...<< MORE >>

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NO MERCY GENERAL: Installment #5

Stunned. I think I had an out-of-body experience. I heard the words. Yet, I needed a second or two to sweep for hidden booby-traps. Ryland to my surprise reacted better than I expected. It would only require one elephant tranquilizer to settle his nerves.

"Congratulations, Dr. Xanders. Your ninety day probation starts now."

"Big mistake," Ryland snarled, as if he’d registered a threat only dogs could hear. His eyes once again became amber napalm, as primal energy radiated off his swimmer’s build like lethal gamma rays.

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DEAR READER: NMG Installment #5 Delayed

Dear Reader,

Due to malevolent outside forces (okay, it’s the day job) I was only able to keep part of my promise, and post No Mercy General Installment #4 on time.

Your readership and trust in me to post what I say, when I say, is paramount and not something I take for granted.

I therefore ask your patience a little while longer, as I complete installment #5 (extended version - a little something extra for waiting) and ready it for post on Monday, October 12, 2009.

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