NAUGHTIE SCRIBE

Perfect Mate

"They ate him! Mercy, they ate him." I bolted through the woods thrashing at stray branches and brush with one clear destination in mind, AWAY. The scene played in my head as my stomach churned, even though nothing remained to purge. Only an hour had passed since the ambush in the clearing, and I alone survived. I knew it was a mistake to camp so far out, in these woods, at this time of night.<< MORE >>

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THE ART OF FAKING ORGASMS - Part II of III

I know this article has been a long time coming. Shamelessly your curiosity was whetted then left mercilessly stranded between exquisite anticipation and unfulfilled frustration. A necessary inconvenience I assure you. For now, you have some understanding of what motivates the Responsible Practitioner or RP. Unlike her irresponsible counterpart, which I discussed in the first article, an RP engages in AFO for the sole purpose of improving the mechanics of intimacy without damage to the male ego. For truthfully, few things are as delicate as the male sense of self.<< MORE >>

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THE NAKED TRUTH

What is the last thing you do before going to sleep alone?

If they never found out, would you sleep with your friend's lover?

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THE NAKED TRUTH

If they never found out, would you sleep with your friend's lover?

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LET THE FUR FLY

"Looks like the cat kicked your butt again." He knew he'd face capital
punishment for the remark. If the death-rays powering up behind her near-colorless blue eyes were any indication, his end would be clean and swift. Emboldened by the inevitable, Marques
embraced his executioner and sought reprieve in the crook of her neck.

Mercy help me, Loewyn thought. Auburn hair styled by low hanging branches, jacket and khakis grass stained, and goodness only knew what ...

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'YOU WANNA FIGHT - BRING IT!"

This clip had me literally crying with laughter. Enjoy.

You Wanna Fight - Bring It

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NO MERCY GENERAL: Installment 8

I struggled to remain calm. My leopardess vibrated with excitement. I tried to push them apart. She wanted her backside pressed against their packages. I demanded they stop. She devised how further to provoke them. I cried out for help. My cat asked “what for? “ That’s when I prayed not to be killed, and hoped the message didn’t go straight to voicemail.

“No, damn it. We don’t have time for this idiocy”, I roared at myself as much as to anyone else. If what I suspected proved to ...<< MORE >>

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Tell Me What You Want

"Ring, damn you," he spat at the disobedient contraption. Three hours before his flight to the East Coast, and Nathan hadn't slept a wink. Frustration and desire competed for dominance over his common sense, as he paced his empty bedroom with the temperament of a hounded wolf. For the umpteenth time, he went over the scenario in his head. He had twenty minutes to get ready, a forty minute drive to her place, maybe fifteen minutes together, another forty minutes to the airport, and thirty minutes tops to check-in and catch his flight. "FUCK!" << MORE >>

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Fellatio: Why Men Really Get Off If You Swallow - Part I of VI

Okay, Dear Reader:

You knew this one was coming (lol), and yes it’s fine to read this article one-handed (wink).

Fellatio, blow job, giving head, washing the weenie, sucking sausage, special favor, slickin willie, the married man’s special, pecking peter, eating meat (borrowed this one from TheGuysPerspective.Com), and licking lollipop are the mature way of referring to oral sex for men (I’m being sarcastic if you haven’t noticed).

Why use such obvious metaphors? Simple, not all grown ups, are grown up. Sometimes adults will do some of the most scandalous acts, as long as they ...<< MORE >>

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NO MERCY GENERAL: Installment #7

One unbearable night I took my vibrator in hand, and fantasized I was sandwiched between two rivals competing for the right to mate. Both males were proud, had traveled far, and endured many hardships for a chance to assert their claim.

Testosterones spiked and biceps flexed, as would be conquerors ...<< MORE >>

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